Okay, so I have to apologize for that last post. I took it too far. Hindsight is 20/20. Fake pregnancy announcement? Tact fail. I genuinely feel bad about this! I feel like I abused the power of the Post Title, luring people in under false pretenses, like how Subway lured me in with the “any” $5 foot-long deal. (Web of lies!)

So, for what it’s worth, my bad. Please forgive me?